Excapades Of a Social Media Addict – 5 (R-18+)

Adventures Of A Social Media Addict (R-18+)

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I settled down with the play station. PES mode, I’ve never actually been a fan of FIFA. Master league mode since Dayo was going to be occupied with ma’am Bimbo. I was lying on the rug with the edge of the bed acting as a pillow beneath my head. Dayo and Bimbo were on the bed talking…I could hear “So what should I offer you?” “How was your exams” ( Lead City had just finished exams).

After a while I concentrated on my game. I had become engrossed in what I was doing that I didn’t notice the room had become silent except for the sound of the TV. I turned my neck a little to make it seem like I was massaging my neck (advanced spying technique for flexible peeps only).

What I saw was crazy! Dayo and Bimbo were kissing like hell, no sounds, I could make out the shape of Dayo’s hand in her zipper. Why always me?! Couldn’t he have notified me to at least go outside and buy something so they could have a quickie? Now I was stuck with the thoughts of peeps fucking behind me and I couldn’t even watch (the painful part). The game I was playing wasn’t even making sense anymore. Like seriously what kinda girl fucks a guy who obviously isn’t her boyfriend with someone else in the room?!. *deep sigh* I felt the bed move beneath my head.

Now the sounds were coming, little muffled moaning sounds. I folded my leg since my dick was in a mood to misbehave. Less noticeable when folded…Then a thought occurred to me, maybe I should let them notice and remember I am in d room sef?! The girl might be crazy and wild enough to do both of us. FUCK!!! Came back to my senses, this Dayo of a boy was still undergoing treatment for Gono and I could bet he wasn’t using a condom right now! I folded my legs sharply!!!

She was now moaning like crazy and I just kept adjusting my legs. Dayo is so going to pay for this. This was worse than watching porn, it was happening right behind me and I couldn’t move. My hands were stuck on the playstation pad hardly tapping it.

Just then someone knocked at the door. I didn’t answer and obviously the two people fucking behind me couldn’t. Sighs, the knock again…the girl reduced her moaning but was still fucking. After a while the person knocking stopped and apparently walked away. A few minutes later Dayo’s phone rang…no one moved. Would this boy just release and let this end. My prayer wasn’t answered for a few more minutes. Dayo stood up and went into the bathroom. I could hear the girl breathing heavily behind me. My cue, I stood up, stretched and turn…OMG…the girl’s nipples were still out in the open and were more erect than a soldier standing at attention. I stared for a while, made her know I was looking at her. She didn’t even move to cover it…just pulled her jeans back up and was busy zipping.

I walked out of the room to get some air and give my dick some freedom. I rested against the railings and looked up ahead. There was Demola, a good friend of ours that was doing his NYSC programme at Oyo-town about 20 minutes drive from Ibadan.

         “Mayo, una dey craze oo.” See greeting.

         “Oga Ade, dem pursue you for camp abi you don give one of your students belle” I shot back at him.

         “Una dey inside, I dey knock…una no fit ansa”

         “Cool ya blood..parole dey” I quickly whispered as I pulled him and his bagpack close.

         “Girl dey inside? Your girl? Abi you and Dayo don dey do threesome thinz ni?!” (Wish that had happen)  This boy can ask questions for sha!         “I go yarn you later..how Oyo?..”

         “That town dry pass old woman pussy” smh..the kinda boys I have as friends. Sex or Alcohol must must always pop up.

        “Sha cool down, never enter”

         “Wait, he just wan fuck abi dem don fuck finish?” …A question again, dem swear for dis guy ni?

         “Bobo I don tell you, cool down…I go gist you later”.. Took about 5 minutes for Dayo to come out.

        “Demo chairman mi!!” A big grin on his face.

Who would blame him after fucking a girl like that? My mind still wasn’t settled though…Was dying to ask him if he used a condom or had passed Gono to Bimbo. Because I was pretty sure Bimbo was still going to come on to me and I sure as hell wasn’t going to let the opportunity pass me by but wasn’t going to take chances.

     “Una dey mad! I knock, none of una answer…u con dey call me chairman. Shey I fit enter now sha?”..Demola’s reply.

While he was still asking, Bimbo walked out the room, Demola whistle a classical tune that almost made me burst out laughing. Apparently he was also thinking about that her ass.

           “Mayo, how far..shey make we enter Genesis?” Dayo was asking me..

            “Where be Genesis again?”

            “Na one hotel/suites before You reach that Molete side”..hmmm obviously, after fucking her, Bros wanted to take Bimbo out on trips.


Wetin be my own after-all is it my money?      


“Oya na, make oga corper drop him bag first”

I said as I pushed Demola into the house to drop his bag. I looked at Bimbo again and she smiled back, my eyes went down to her ass and I shook my head. The Gono part was still in my head as I headed towards the car..this was going to be one hell of a night-out

The drive to Genesis was done in silence asides Dayo’s Car system playing Wizkid/Banky’s “Roll it” which was on repeat.. We all liked d song so no one complained. As we drove past Real food and wine at Challenge, I remember Miss Cutie getting fucked in the car. Smh4me, na me go do scouting and surveying and once I tell this Dayo of a boy, change of ownership go occur. Just like that. It was probably because I was off-season (a Season is a period when a guy’s in top form, all the right words just come out of nowhere when talking to a girl. This is d period you sef go ask if na jazz you dey use follow the girls talk. And depending on the boy, a season can last up to a year sef. Mine had been on since August last year, hotter than Van Persie but for the last 2 months I had been struggling though not that bad).

Finally got to Genesis, really nice place I must say. Bimbo’s pussy must have been something for him to bring her here, he usually went to Bubbles. I preferred Real Food and Wine. Parked the car and walked towards the pool side. Noticed Dayo’s hand was on Bimbo’s waist as they walked ahead of Demola and I.

        “How far, how e dey go?” Demola quickly asked me in a whisper.

        “Omo, na oskabo parole”

        “Ehen? How much she dey charge?” Demola’s eyes grew wider as he asked

        “I no tihnk say na money parole..mouth finz but get small change 4 hand”

         “Issorai, we go still yarn” he ended.

We all took our seat at the pool side, very nice view. I felt my pocket and was trying to remember how much I left home with then remember Dad’s ATM card was with me…great, no matter who’s buying, always have extra insurance with you. Anything can go wrong at anywhere.

Dayo ordered 2 bottles of Harp for himself and Demola, Bimbo asked for malt (at least she had class in public outings but in private, Oh Lord!). I asked for a bottle of Carlo Rossi (it’s a Redwine, I fell in love with the name. Sucker for most Italian names). Pretty sure after the 1st bottle of Harp, Demola was gonna switch over to redwine.

        “I hear say Govt wan increase una allawee” I asked Demola..

        “Gbagbe oshi,..dem don talk am with mouth, make dem pay am first na. Walahi if dem pay am, I owe you 3 months BIS……N38k no be seresere money”.

I bursted out laughing at his reply and remembered I hadn’t checked my phone in about 15 minutes.

Quickly brought it out and as usual it was blinking red. 4 pings and just 1 Twitter mention..,sighs, I never still popular for Twitter sha. God dey. One ping was from Salewa asking where I was… I quickly replied that I was at Genesis “chilling”.. She buzzed back that she had just left the area that 3 of her friends were around and the sleep over was 2 night.

EHN?!! Say WHAT? I adjusted and asked what time and what else I needed to know. She said nothing really…that it was gonna be 4 girls and 3boys..and that I should hold a lil cash cuz there was gonna be T or D game.

I dropped my fone gulped 2 cups of redwine in a rush. Read an article once about red wine been good for the heart. And anything that works well for your heart be it fruits/drinks/drugs also works well for your dick. Your heart pumps blood, your dick needs blood to sustain an erection for hours. Well works for me every time. Try it one day and lemme know.

          “Bobo, wetin do you, you dey ok so? Dayo asked me.

          “Haa, I am ok..perfectly ok, the redwine just make sense”

I said with a wide grin on my face. One crazy night up ahead!

My mind was no longer with Dayo and Demola…I just kept smiling and nodding at whatever they said. When they laughed, I laughed like an idiot too. I kept looking at my watch. I had even forgotten Bimbo was with us. After sharing a second bottle of red wine with Demola, I stood up.

          “Ahan, how far Mayowa..where you dey go?” Dayo asked.

“Bobo, I wan reach house jare…forget say I wan help Grannie fix gen tonight” that was the first thing that came to my mind. I had to find something to tell him that won’t make him probe further. That was a perfect excuse because I wasn’t ready to take anyone of them along with me.

“Oh okay, I think say na my place you go crash?”

“I fit still come back tonight sha, keep your phone on…if I reach house and she dey do anyhow, I go blow bike come back”

     We all knew that was a no-brainer, and I sure as hell knew I wasn’t coming back that night. I asked Dayo to see me off to the gate, wanted Demola to be alone with Bimbo so he could have time with her to start his own runz.

          “You use condom when you fuck am?” I asked as soon as we were outta earshot.

“Damn, I no use ooo, to stand up go pick am na stress”…

“Weyreh (madman) you don pass the Gono give the girl”…I would warn Demola later.

“E dey happen jare, no be girl like am give me noni”

     I shook my head and stopped a bike. I took it to Challenge. Branched off at GTB, withdrew 5k (Salewa had said a little cash would be needed for T or D).

     This is going to be one crazy night I won’t forget in a long time. 4girls, 3boiz was just the thing on my mind…this equation was just perfect, possibility was that by the end of tonight I would have slept with 2 or 3 girls. “Dick do not fail me tonight” was the mental prayer I said. The drive down from Challenge took about 15 mins, I wasn’t even bothered about the chic who sat beside me in the cab, all my mind was thinking about was how crazy the night will be. I got off at the Muslim bus stop Salewa asked me to, then called her. While I was waiting for her, I looked at the time…it was almost 10pm. If anything went wrong ehn, I was going to be in deep shit because I wasn’t used to night-crawling in Ibadan…this is not Lagos.

           “Looking at you from behind is actually very nice, just can’t help but fall in love with your height”…a female voice said from behind me.

I laughed and turned around and saw Salewa. She was wearing a bumshort and tight-fitting top…those legs of hers were very fresh, you can decide to lick ice cream off them without even coming in contact with a strand of hair. I hugged her and surprisingly could tell she wasn’t wearing a bra. This was sure going to be one crazy night.

“You are the last person to arrive…are you always late to meetings and events?

“Call it bad habit” I replied as I kissed her forehead.

      We started walking through a path I hadn’t noticed before. She was walking in-front of me and I couldn’t keep my eyes off her ass.

Hopefully she would be the first I would fuck 2night. The red wine I had earlier was beginning to kick in.

                   “3guys, 4girls?” I asked again to be double sure..

“Yea, you scared?” she turned back and looked at my face.

“Seriously, you guys should be the ones scared”

      Turned a corner and faced a gate which she open and let me step in…..she locked it up and led me to her flat. It was a bungalow wit 2 flats but I could tell the other flat was unoccupied. As soon as we stepped into her flat, my eyes scanned around…the whole place was dim, nice (perfect for the night). There was a girl in the center of the living room dancing to Timaya’s “Shake ur bumbum”…and OMG she really had a bumbum and they were bouncing in the  bumshorts she was wearing. There were 2 guys drinking and laughing and also a girl clapping and urging her friend on. Hmm she said 4 girls, 3 guys and right now, there was only 3 girls and 3 guys…balanced equation.

           “Hey guys, meet Mayowa” Salewa said as she went over to turn off the music.

“Wow, he’s tall. I love tall guys” the girl dancing said as she stopped dancing turned around and saw me.

“I love girl who can dance” was my reply…I moved towards the guys to pay homage.

“Baba, Chairman..how your side na?..how every?”..you know the usual guy greetings..(Always very easy for guys to blend than girls).

Both of the guys seem to be Ajebutter.. Fresh boys with nicely trimmed beards and cuffed up shirts. The other girl stretched her hand and introduced herself as “Cindy or something…I wasn’t interested in her name. I took a seat as one of the guys passed me a cup and placed alomo and yoghurt in front of me (call me unusual but alomo doesn’t give me an erection like most guys would claim..just gets me to that tipsy state).

       “Where Shade?” Salewa asked as she walked towards the kitchen.

“She’s in the bathroom” one of the guys answered..2+2, it seems Shade’s the fourth girl and this guy has his eyes on her. Lemme even name the guys… I would call one Suberu and the other Dodoyo cuz they didn’t really seem like sharp guys to me. And I could bet they were Lead City boys sef.

         Shade popped out and I must say she was a head-turner too just like Salewa..same height, same physique though her ass was still second to Salewa’s. We all sat down in silence as we waited for Salewa…I kept my head up and was staring at Cindy’s nice boobs till Salewa got back.

              “You guys sef…see as una quiet” she laughed as she came out.

 “Oya let’s sit play T or D”

“Get a bottle” I said as I made my move to take charge…I always liked it, upper hand finz.

“Let’s sit round. A guy, a girl then a guy again…in that order” I continued as we all sat on the rug.


         Suberu had pushed all the sofas to the wall so the center was free and massive to sit us all. Dodoyo on his own…emptied the remaining Alomo into his cup and gave me the bottle.

                 “Hmm ok, let’s have the rules..you spin the bottle and whoever it points at…you get to ask a TRUTH or DARE the person. Whoever doesn’t or can’t carry out his/her DARE drops 1k”…I wanted to make things go fast and sharply..“Mehn, baba I dey feel your parole gan. I agree with the rules” Suberu said.

         Salewa winked at me and agreed…everyone too. And so since I had taken charge, I was to spin 1st.

Here we go

        I spinned and the yeye bottle ended pointing at Suberu. Well, lemme give the girls something to giggle about. I asked him to take off his jeans. The girls bursted out laughing. Suberu was happy to do it, this boy never know as e dey go. Shade spinned next…pointed at Cindy.

 “What’s your fantasy?” Was the question

Cindy laughed out long then replied…

“Having 2 guys go at me at the same time..one in my mouth and the one behind me”

        Oh boy, where did Salewa find these girls?…this was really going to be crazier than I thought and seems I won’t regret coming after all.

Salewa spinned and got me…

“Where is the craziest place you ever fucked?” The cheeky question, I knew she was going to ask me that.

             “In a Zoo” I wanted to add “with you” but I just smiled.

“What da fuck?!” Dodoyo shouted…I told you these guys weren’t sharp. He was probably just used to bed.

The game gradually picked up..lemme name the fourth girl (that was dancing) Amina. Suberu dared her to take her shorts off…which she did…and she turned around and whined while doing so. Jeez…she was wearing a G-String, seeing her naked ass caused world war3 between my boxers and dick. One was begging to gain independence, the other was telling him to calm down. Everyone was hailing her…that was one crazy ass. I had my dare in mind as they all continued but as soon as the bottle got to Cindy…she spinned and got me (fuck, this wasn’t going my way).. She dared me to pull my dick out…hell no, I wasn’t going to be the 1st. I reached for my wallet and gave her 1k…everyone was groaning and complaining..eyin weyreh.

       Finally my turn…I spinned and got Cindy herself! I looked at Suberu and decided to help his situation…I asked Cindy to give a very wet blowjob for 5mins…everyone gasped and suddenly the room was quiet. Suberu was grinning like an idiot.

      “Oya spread ur legs” was the next thing Cindy said. Mehn, I am beginning to love this girl. She crawled up to where Suberu was seated…she was on all fours with her ass facing me directly…these girls sha, na me dem wan kill.

 She undid his zipper and pulled his dick out..he try small sha. She stroked it…kissed the cap, looked up at Suberu’s face then laughed. I looked around the room, I could noticed Shade dipping her hand in her panties, nice! Salewa was simply watching, she looked at me and nodded…Dodoyo and Amina were focused on the scene playing out.

Cindy has taken all of Suberu into her mouth really sucking it, she pulled it out…spat on it and started jerking it..I looked at my watch…2 minutes gone. She kissed his cap again and adjusted her ass as she did so…oh lawd! She was really working Suberu…as she took him into her mouth again, the poor boy erupted! 3 minutes 5 secs gone.

                              “Oh shit” Suberua cried out.

Everyone bursted out laughing..Cindy didn’t even look up as she licked and cleaned him up with her mouth.

        “Okay whose turn?” Salewa asked as we all adjusted and sat back in our roles…but this time, Salewa was seated on my right and Shade was on my left…I was feeling lucky. The spin came and Dodoyo was asked to undress leaving only his boxers…oh boy, my guy’s dick was at full attention..I was pretty sure it was aching him. The girls were giggling and clapping… The spin..I was asked to take off my jeans too..and my dick took its first step to independence…Salewa smiled as she looked up at it.

      “I told you I love tall guys” Amina blurted out once again…in my head, I replied yes I love girls who can work their ass too. The spin went on and on…we were all virtually naked by now except for boxers/panties and bra till I decided to go crazy. I spinned and fate made me get Shade. Great…I worked out my formation.

           “Shade, take Salewa’s panties off and give her head for 10 mins” I smiled as I said it.

“YOU ARE CRAZY!!!” Salewa screamed as everyone started laughing. Shade sat and didn’t say anything at first then she shrugged and moved towards Salewa who was now laughing. As Shade crawled past me, I made sure my hands brushed her boobs which were now swollen as hell. I cud notice Cindy adjusting and moving closer to Suberu..Nice! Things were now getting really started.

To be continued….

written by Bass (twitter – @bass_ige)

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